
You know what I like? Seagram's 7. Other than that, I like pro wrestling. Yes, you read that correctly, pro wrestling. Now, many of you may remember the boom that most of us experienced in middle school, circa 1997-1999. Some of these names may ring a bell: Steve Austin, The Rock, Goldberg, Bret Hart. While most of us have fallen away from today's wrestling product, I have enjoyed it since seeing my first televised show in November 1999. My point is this: Don't critique a current day wrestling fan due to his or her enjoyment of it. I believe that wrestling is just as entertaining as any current day sitcom, and is much better than any of the schlock than what's on MTV. (If I see another 16 year old whiny girl want a freakin' massive party...)
First off, if your female, there's plenty of beefcake. Sounds shallow, but if I happen to be watching on a Monday night, and my girlfriend happens to be over, and a wrestler by the name of John Cena appears on the screen, she's quasi-hypnotized. The man isn't the best wrestler in the world (neither was Hulk Hogan, but look how that turned out), but he's got the look. There's plenty of fine looking guys out there for you to ogle.
Secondly, for the males out there, there are many scantily clad women. I think that's all that needs to be said.
But, for all people, there is the athletic prowess. Every non-wrestling fan schmo in the universe is going to tell you that "wrestling is fake." The correct thing to say is "wrestling is predetermined." Yes, the wrestlers know who will win at the end of the match, but in between, they ad-lib it. Some of the moves they do look cool, and are legitimately DANGEROUS. If you ever have the chance to see the Main Event of WCW Sin 2001 and see Sid Vicious break his tib and fib leg bones jumping off the top rope, don't do it. It is the WORST thing I have ever witnessed in my life. Absolutely disgusting. Sure, the punches don't land straight on, but if they did, everyone would be hurt all the time, and that doesn't leave much of a roster to work with.
My point is this: Wrestling, in its base form, as entertainment, is great. All you have to do is suspend your disbelief, just as you do for ANY drama, comedy, or movie, for a few hours, and let the entertainment overwhelm you. You can make any homo-erotic touching comment you like. Wrestling will always be something I make time for on my Monday nights.